itadori-san:

yazzydream:

Gojo not taking care of brats more

@cursedchildarc

blatantescapism:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

marinella-ela:

There’s something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they’re little lambs

Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top

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oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin:

plaguedocboi:

plaguedocboi:

I hate that waffle irons aren’t see-through. I don’t like how unsupervised they are in there

G: Like a Gameboy?

J: Like a Gameboy!

G: But Jerry, Gameboys are plastic! Waffle irons, they-they heat! They’ve gotta be made of metal. The plastic would melt!

J: I don’t know, George. Technology these days! They got them space-age polymers. They could make a waffle iron outta polymers-

G: Polymers, polymers! What do you know about polymers?

J: I know things!

G: You wouldn’t know a polymer from an amorphous metal!

J: What are you talking about?

G: I don’t know, I read an article.

J: Of course. An article.

(KRAMER enters. Audience cheers.)

K: You talking ‘bout that new NASA article? It’s disgraceful the things they’ve been doing with carbon these days. Disgraceful!

G: Jerry thinks waffle irons should be see-through.

K: Why?

J: They seem unsupervised! I wanna know what’s going on in there!

K: Well why should you get to know? See I think they deserve some privacy. We live in a police state, Jerry! Constant surveillance! The government, first they’ll be wanting to see the waffles cook, next they’re trying to find out how the air fryer fries! Before you know it you’ve got the CIA barging in on your slow-cooker without a warrant! A watched pot never boils, Jerry!

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dropovers:

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damazcuz:

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

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callese:

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cryoverkiltmilk:

guerrillatech:

How dare you leave this Jason Todd discourse in the tags.

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tench:

funnytwittertweets:

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cyberxbattalion:

mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2:

sygol:

haha ❤️ hilarious post my friend! *eyes narrow and my face goes stone serious* but it does not resonate with my own ideological schema, so i shall not be reblogging it

Originally posted by supersaiyanblonded

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